Celebrities Eating Dot Com
Friday, May 19, 2006
BLUR: THE BAND
Whassa matter Graham??? Don't want any of them mash pataters? LOOK HOW HAPPY ERR GROSS YOUR BANDMATES ARE!! Jeez louise, come on. You're clearly as some sort of hoe-down! DIG IN!!! Why do I even bother.
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Saturday, May 06, 2006
Justin Guarini and his Awesome Cheesesteak
America's Sweetheart, devouring The City of Brotherly Love's sandwich. *wiping tear from my eye* Ohhh, I'm proud to be an American, 'cause at least I know I'm freeeee...
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Nicole Richie
Photo courtesy of x17 Agency.
Takin' it off and then packin' it back on, ahhhh the life of a celebrity!
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Mila Kunis
Shakira
Ashley Olsen
Ashley ate 74 salads in the 2006 Cobb County Salad-Off! Tip o' the cap from all of us here at Celebrities-Eating.com!
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Nicole "Praying Mantis" Richie
Christopher Walken
Shirley Manson
I hope she didn't get that hamburger out of the GARBAGE! ho ho the puns, the puns!
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Nikki Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Elijah Wood and Two Goofs
Elijah and... ummm... errr... OK, what the shit? I mean honestly. How am I supposed to even caption this?
Avril Lavigne
Mischa Barton
Heidi Klum
Two all-beef patties, Heidi Klum, chowin' down, eatin' big macs at McDonalds downtown!
Hilary Swank
It's a wonderful night for burgers, burgers burgers, who will win?
Keanu Reeves Doing the opposite of eating!!!
John McCain
The straight talker gettin' his Philly on. THIS is how business is done in Arizona.
Jennifer Aniston
**AIRHORN** Sorry for the censor but this IS A FAMILY SITE!!!
Jessica Biel
Ashlee Simpson
If the food is bad does she blame the band for that, too!?! Also oh nos!!, TEH BLACK BRACELET, THAT MEANS SHE DOES IT! Don't tell her creepy dad!
Hilary Duff
Sarah Michelle Gellar
George W Bush and June Cleaver
NACHOS! HEEEE-HAWW! I like all the people at W's back, like he's just found the nachos of mass destruction.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
OHHH HO HO, YOU ARE DA JOKAH, YOU ZING ME GOOD WHILE I EAT HAMBUGGAH!! JINGLEALLTHAWAY!!!!@#!@!@!$%!#@%@#$%$%%@#$%#$%
Andre 3000
Lara Flynn Boyle & Penny Marshall
Yes Penny... the sandwich could be yours... just... reach out... and take it. She's weak. You know how easy it would be. DO IT. (on a side note, this is the 2nd time Penny has been riding shotgun in one of these photos. )
Lara Flynn Boyle
Lara.... jawbreakers aren't going to help! You need a CINNY-BUN!
Dustin Hoffman
Yeah... definitely vanilla with sprinkles... with sprinkles...
Susan Sarandon
Yesss.... the precioussss foodses nourishes our tummieses...
Mary-Kate Olsen
John Kerry
Mike Tyson
Now THIS is what I'm talkin' ABOUT! Check out Iron Mike's SHEER FORCE OF WILL as he obliterates that salad.
Kirsten Dunst and Donnie Darko
Nicole Richie
Carrie Anne Moss
Ahhhhhhhh it is the controversial Celebrities Eating photo! The source says Courtney Cox, the people complaining on the internet say Carrie Anne Moss. Who am I to judge? Either way, she's eating.
EDIT: MYSTERY SOLVED! It is indeed Carrie Ann Moss. Thanks to one of our readers, Melanie, for solving this internet mystery.
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Courtney "Total Bad-Ass" Love
She kind of looks like that adorable Bee-Girl from that blind melon video!
Harrison Ford
Sex in the City's own Cynthia Nixon
Britney Spears
Awwww... that's so cute... wait... why does the toast have a price tag?
Gene Rayburn, of TV's The Match Game
Simon Cowell
Hugh Hefner
I imagine that's what it's like all the time at the Mansion.
Al Gore
DID YOU INVENT THE CURLY FRY TOO? HAHAH, I KID BECAUSE I LOVE! JUST FUNNIN' YOU AL!!!
John Kerry and a very irresponsible sandwich
He may have lost the election, but he'd absolutely own any sandwich eating contest. GOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!
Howard Dean
Natalie Portman
I see a spot where a big ol double chee' with bacon and a fried egg would fit perfectly!
John Mayer
John.. you got a little sumpin on ya face.. yeah.. no, other side.. ok.. you got it
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Drew Barrymore
TV'S WILL and GRACE, Erick McCormack and Debra Messing
Liv Tyler
Cameron Diaz
Clea Duvall and Natasha Lyonne
It's sad that there aren't enough lollypops to go around. :( :(
Jenna Elfman
:( Someone need more than just cotton candy! Jenna needa MILKSHAKE! Jenna needa BEARCLAW!
Lisa Loeb
Arnold Schwarzenegger
AHH ICE CREAM! YOU ARE LIKE DA CHOCOLATE MATH.. I CONCENTRATE UPON EATING YOU! JINGLEALLTHAWAY!!
Keifer Sutherland
Ayyyy Keifer, I a' founda you hidin' da spaghett'! Is'a in'a you mouth!
Thom Yorke
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Arnold Schwarzenegger
AH AM ALSO DAH GUVVANAH OF DA HAMBUGGA AN I GIVE YOU DA DEATH PENALTY!! JINGLEALLTHEWAY!
Clay Aiken
Clay Aiken
Clay's AIKEN for some watermelon! Haaaahahahaha, oh I will be here all week.
Rupert Grint AKA RON WEASLEY
There are two cones for every boy in Jolly Olde England, the Ice Cream Promised Land!
Blink 182's Travis Barker
Jean Chretien
Jennifer Love Lollypop!
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen
This photograph is just like doing some theoretical calculus.
Ewan McGregor
Tori Amos
Jay Leno
Laura Bush
Eminem
Britney Spears
C'mon britney... can I have a bite... but.. just one.. oh.. well ok.
Hugh Grant
Michael Jackson
George W Bush
Eric "Badlands" Booker -- Eating Champ!
Tom Jones
Yesss Tom. Hypnotize the Captain's Platter. It's alllllllll yours.
Rivers Cuomo
Mira Sorvino
Mandy Moore
Sooooooooooooomebody needs a steak and a jellyroll, and I know who!
Anna Kournikova
Check out the form of her backhand on that snacky chip. Classic.
Jennifer Lopez
Kristin Davis
Baby, eat that french fry and I'll give you all the neck rubs you can stand. Damn.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Star Jones
She's sure getting THE VIEW of that cheeseburger, haw haw haw!
Lara Flynn Boyle
It's the ol' popcorn on the knee trick. Dazed, vacant look sold separately.
Reese Witherspoon
I hope there's something good in that glass and Reese is getting Legally Blitzed along with her delicious salad.
Christina Aguilera
Hilary Clinton
Alicia Silverstone
Dominic Monaghan
Whoa, there's also a fancy Japanese restaurant in the hatch!
Elijah Wood
Al Roker
Conan O'Brien and Martha Stewart
First, Conan samples the ice cream...
Then, the beater...
*GASP* CONAN!!
And then we enjoy the delicious Baked Alaska.
Then, the beater...
*GASP* CONAN!!
And then we enjoy the delicious Baked Alaska.
Calista Flockhart
Steven Spielberg & Son
Penny Marshall and Jim Belushi
Michael Douglas
Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro
Anna Kournikova
Joey Fatone
O-Town's Erik and Ashley
Looks like they've been taking eating lessons from Lou Perlman.
George Clooney
Angelina Jolie
Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Love POPCORN
Robert Palmer
Right-o, time to put the snog on... gotta pop me breff mint first!
Paul Newman
Madonna
The anticipation of the cake, it's killing her. So delicious. So moist.
Sarah Michelle Gellar & Freddie Prinze Jr.
Leonardo Di Caprio
Ozzy Osbourne and Carson Daly
Zoe Birkett from the UK's Pop Idol
Robbie Williams
A singer, his girl, a napkin, and an irresistibly adorable and tiny sandwich.
Bill Clinton and John Glenn
Let's ALL toss some Space Salad with the ex-president and the world's oldest astronaut.
Roseanne
Richard Lee Jackson
I've no idea who Richard Lee Jackson is, but big ups to the zeal and enthusiasm he exhibits while devouring that pizza.
Michael Bolton
What could possibly make Michael Bolton so angry? Is it the fact that his luxurious long Mane of Power is long gone? Is his soup too hot? Too cold perhaps? We need to ask tough questions to get the real answers.
Leonardo Di Caprio
Ayyyy, it's a my good friend Leonardo! He's a eatin' a my favorite-a-stereotypical Italian meal! Mangia!
Demi Moore
Dennis Franz
It's official. I'm afraid of Dennis Franz. In fact, I better caption this photo lickety-split, before I lose my nerve at the thought of him arriving at my doorstep with THAT look on his face right THERE.
Gwyneth Paltrow and FOOD OF MYSTERY
Behold! The unidentifiable food of Gwyneth Paltrow! What could be BE? It might be pizza. It could be a pita. It might even be a cracker with a delicious topping. The world will never know.
Cameron Diaz
Yep, it's Cameron Diaz -- totally ignoring her Justin Timberlake to tenderly and lovingly nosh on a delicate taco. Awww.
Bruce Boxleitner
The only things Bruce will be remembered for -- Tron and his ability to unleash hell on a caesar salad.
The Cast of 9021WHOA
This is a terrible image, but you can really get a sense of how much Tori Spelling enjoys a cake. That is to say, she really enjoys a cake.
Sylvester Stallone
The Italian Stallion totally slicing into a ten-stack of strawberry pancakes. Also interesting to note that he appears to be eating these pancakes in the cockpit of an airplane, I really don't know what's going on with that, but GO SLY!
